Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Conversations With Patients, Primary Care Edition
~ by Jay

It's nice to see you, Lucy. Where's Jack?

I came in alone this morning because it's time for my breast exam and some things are private.

I can understand that. You've had an anniversary since I saw you last, haven't you?

Yes. 63 years.

That's amazing. I really enjoy watching the two of you together.

People always ask me our secret.

And what do you tell them?


Preserve the mystery.

Oh?

Yes. In 63 years, he's never seen me completely naked. Preserve the mystery.

3 comments:

Anna said...

I'm happy it works for them, but my gut reaction? That is just really, really bizarre.

Then again, I'm against the human body being some kind of taboo.

Orange said...

Har! Made both me and my husband laugh aloud.

dkzody said...

At this age, it's probably best to keep it that way.